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1984 Hide & Seek World Champion

joker — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:02:07 +0000

Quiz: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Ans: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Hormone

joker — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:02:07 +0000

How do you make a hormone?

Don’t pay her.

Blonde & Pimple

joker — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:47:04 +0000

Quiz. What do you call a pimple on a blonde’s ass?

Ans. A brain tumor

Blondes appreciation

joker — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 15:06:56 +0000

Quiz: What do blondes say after sex?

Ans: You guys are so good!

Busy Idiot

joker — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:59:26 +0000

Quiz: How can you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Ans: Give him a piece of paper with please turn over written on both sides.

Alcohol Warning!

joker — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 09:24:33 +0000

Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your trousers.

Vodka

joker — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:54:27 +0000

If water was vodka and i was a duck i’d swim to the bottom and never come up but water aint vodka and i aint a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up!

Boss & Diaper

joker — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 08:53:29 +0000

Q: What does a boss and a diaper have in common?

A: They are always on your ass and usually full of shit.

American beer

joker — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 12:09:02 +0000

Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?

Because its fucking close to water.

Wise men

joker — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 17:47:35 +0000

Wise men never marry because if they marry they become otherwise