Q: What do blondes and screen doors both have in common?

A: The harder you bang them the looser they get.

What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start!

Q: Why are there only few Irish lawyers?

A: The majority of them can’t pass the bar!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the red dress gets all the credit

There will be no Christmas celebration in Washington, DC this year

Apparently they could not find 3 wise men…