What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to put information into a computer once

You know whats the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Quiz. What’s the difference between oral & anal sex?

Ans. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?

It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!

Whats the difference between a blonde and a Mosquito?

The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it