Boy: I want to share my everything with you.

Girl: Let’s start from your bank account.

Q. How did the blonde die drinking milk?

A. The cow fell on her.

What did the left nut say to the right nut?

The guy in the middle is trying to wake up!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

Hey! how the hell you breathe through this little thing?

Q: What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

A: About 50 pounds…