9/11

Why can’t a blonde dial 911?

Because She can’t find the eleven!

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Disconnected!

Girls are like phones

We like to be held and talked too

But if you press the wrong button

You’ll be disconnected!

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Kiss my ass!

The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky

The rose may kiss the butterfly

The morning dew may kiss the grass

But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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FUCK 4 Ever

REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!

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New Watch

I really, deeply wish tat u r here wid me in my room, on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my.. new watch tat glow in the dark

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